Winter Weight

Well, I've never been much of a climber, but I think you have a better chance of seeing me in one of these this year


than one of these at any of the road races I do.


The closest I'll come to wearing polka dots is the cellulite dimpling that I'll have. If I keep drinking the beer like I've been, I'll look like a 6'4" golf ball and Zipp will be looking to me for patent infringement.